Newt Gingrich Advised to become a Mormon
As Newt Gingrich's un-official adviser from New York, I said to him that after tonight he should change his religion once again. Newt was born a milk and water Lutheran. He then became a Southern Baptist. When that didn't work out he thought he hit the jackpot and converted to a Roman Catholic. Well, that's not good enough. I'm advising him tonight to become a Mormon, like Romney and Huntsman. He already has more wives than the two of them put together.
He has already locked up the bigamist, racist, and the "anybody but Romney" vote. So Gingrich, onward to New Hampshire as a Mormon